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  Very strangely, this CD holds the all-time record for longest amount of time in my car’s 6-disc CD changer.  This song, in particular, sounds better the louder you play it.  And for some reason, I’ve always really related to the woman he sings about here: It was still September When your daddy was quite surprised To find you with the [...]

I spoke with Morty on the phone again today.  This was telephone conversation number three.   I like him, and I’m not just saying that because he’s reading this.  Hands-down, without any doubt, I am having the very best cyber-sex with him that I have ever had with anyone.  He is at least as sick as [...]

  Below please find an edited-for-anonymity version of a recent e-mail exchange with our surfer friend Detective Curt.  He is in blue.  I am in red.  If you’re new here and want to catch up on Detective Curt and why I call him the surfer, here’s the post to read:  Surfing with Detective Curt.  If you [...]

Yesterday I’m at my new job and I’m sitting in another woman’s office, observing her work with a client.  I don’t need to be able to do what she does, but I supervise her, so I need to understand it.  I’m tired.  Really tired.  For the past two weeks this has been my routine every [...]

Detective Curt e-mailed me this morning.  Does he just want to make sure his surfboard is still in the closet where he left it, or does he actually want to ride some waves? (Surfing with Curt)   The Subject line of his e-mail was “Miss You.”  I never understand what he wants from me.   I don’t think I’ll [...]

Last week, as I was getting dressed after all the incredible sex with Mike, I caught him looking at me oddly.  “What?” I asked him. He smiled and said “Looking at you, I would never guess that you were such a filthy whore.”  I interpreted that, of course, as a great compliment.  He meant that to the world [...]

The 4th of July is about patriotism and love of country.  OK.  I’m fine with all that.  But do you know what I find really fucking sexy about the 4th?  Revolution!  Can you imagine a whole society of people who got together and decided that they didn’t like the way things had been done for the [...]

Two nights ago I had cyber-sex with Morty, the guy I’ve been flirting with for the past week.  I met him when he read my blog and sent me a e-mail telling me he liked the way I described cumming with Mike’s penis in my ass.  I just read the previous paragraph and I’m laughing hysterically.  [...]

I’ve been e-mail-flirting with Morty, a smart guy who reads this blog, although apparently not avidly. He wrote to me about the draw of sex with strangers, and I must say it made an impression on me: “I fantasize about it all the time.  Seeing a woman in a department store, watching her, feeling her watch [...]

  I’m there, and yet I’m not there.  Detective Curt’s cock is in my pussy.  Valentine Dave’s tongue is rubbing against my clit.  Sergeant Shane’s balls are pushing against my ass.  Quirky Ted’s fingers are manipulating my vagina.  And it’s feeling good, and I’m coming, but my head is mostly somewhere else.  What does it say about a person when to [...]